A Blind Cowboy Walks into a Bar
An old, blind cowboy stumbles into an all-girls biker bar by accident. He makes his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he decides to make a joke to lighten the mood.
The Joke That Stopped the Bar
The cowboy, feeling confident, calls out to the bartender, “Hey, do you wanna hear a blond joke?” Instantly, the entire bar goes completely silent. Then, in a deep, husky voice, the woman sitting next to him speaks up.
The Woman’s Warning
She says, “Before you tell that joke, cowboy, I think it’s only fair, since you’re blind, that you should know five important things:”
- “The bartender is a blonde girl, and she’s holding a baseball bat.”
- “The bouncer is a blonde girl with a billy club.”
- “I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.”
- “The woman sitting next to me is a blonde and a professional weightlifter.”
The woman pauses for a moment and looks at the cowboy. “Now, think carefully, cowboy. Do you still want to tell that blond joke?”
The Cowboy’s Realization
The old cowboy thinks for a moment, then shakes his head and says, “Well, hell no, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”
Moral of the Story
It’s always good to think twice before telling a joke—especially if you’re not sure who’s listening! The blind cowboy learned a valuable lesson that day, and it’s a reminder to consider your audience before speaking.
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