The Old Cowboy Walks In
An old blind cowboy stumbles into an all-girl biker bar, accidentally finding his way to an empty stool at the bar. He orders his drink and settles in, unaware of the crowd around him. After sitting quietly for a while, the cowboy looks around and, in a bold move, calls out to the bartender, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”
The Tension Builds
The bar goes completely quiet in an instant. The tension is palpable as everyone waits for the punchline. But before the cowboy can say another word, the woman sitting next to him speaks up in a deep, husky voice.
The Warning
With a serious tone, the woman begins, “Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it’s only fair, given that you’re blind, that you should know a few important things.” She pauses to make sure the old man is listening, then starts listing them off:
- “The bartender is a blonde girl, and she’s holding a baseball bat.”
- “The bouncer is a blonde girl with a billy-club.”
- “I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.”
- “The woman next to me is a blonde, and she’s a professional weightlifter.”
The Cowboy’s Response
The woman finishes her list and asks, “Now, Cowboy, do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?”
The old man thinks it over for a second, then shakes his head and mutters with a grin, “Well, hell no. Not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times!”
Lesson Learned
The old cowboy quickly realizes that he’s in no position to joke about blondes. His quick thinking and funny response save him from a possible misunderstanding, showing that sometimes a good laugh is all about knowing when to speak and when to stay quiet.
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