Joke 1:
A man went to a hotel with his mistress. Upon arriving, he saw his father-in-law’s car parked outside, which made him panic. He was worried that if his father-in-law saw him, things would go very wrong. So, he told his mistress that today was not the right day, and she left upset. Out of frustration, he ended up smashing both of the car’s mirrors before heading home.
The next day, he went to visit his father-in-law, planning to make a joke about the situation, only to find his father-in-law visibly upset. The man asked, “What’s the matter with you? You look upset.”
His father-in-law replied, “How could I not be? Yesterday, I lent your wife the car, and she returned it without mirrors!”
Joke 2:
A son tells his father, “Dad, I want to get married!” The father replies, “First, apologize!”
“Apologize? For what?” the son asks, confused.
“Just apologize!” the father insists.
After some back and forth, the son reluctantly apologizes, asking, “Okay, but what for?”
The father then says, “Perfect, now you’re ready! When you learn how to apologize for no reason, then you can get married!”
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